- F・R・I・E・N・D・S 8 EP1 (1/2) -
F・R・I・E・N・D・S Season8 Episode1 (1/2)
- Season8 Episode1-1 The One After I do
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なぜか中途半端にSeason8のEpisode1から( ^ ^ ;)。
モニカとチャンドラーの結婚パーティーでのこと。
妊娠したレイチェルの使用した妊娠検査薬を発見したフィービーとロスは、それがモニカのものだと勘違いしてしまいます。。。
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結婚パーティーで写真撮影中...
ダンスタイムのはじまり
テーブルに着くフィービーとレイチェル
正装を持っていないジョーイがトレーナで参上
ロスがかわいい女性を発見しました。
女性好きなジョーイが。。。
これからディナータイムです☆
チャンドラーがデニスに自分の経歴をデニスに渡したいジョーイ
卓に着いたモニカとレイチェル。
| Man | Great. Just give me a sec change the film. |
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| Ross | Okay, I know I'm not suppsed to know, but I do and I'm so excited for you. |
| Joey | What's going on? |
| Ross | Monica's pregnant! |
| Joey | Oh my god, Is that why you had to get married? |
| Monica | You guys, I'm not pregnant! |
| Joey | hah, slow swimmers? |
| Ross | What? what you mean? you're not pregnant? |
| Monica | You didn't tell anybody I was, did you? |
| Ross | No.... I'll be right back. |
| man | Now, what we get a shoot just Monica and the bloody soidier. |
| Monica | Oh, don't that. Joey, you have to change before the party. |
| Joey | I can't. I don't have any other clothes here. |
| Monica | Find some! please. Anything that doesn't say, "I died tragically in France." |
| man | Why don't we see the bride and groom, and the bridemaides. |
| Phoebe | Hey Mon, why did you tell the guys you're not pregnant? |
| Monica | cause I'm not. |
| Phoebe |
We found your test in the trash. If you're not pregnant... ....It's because I am. |
| Monica | What are you talking about? |
| Phoebe | Yes, I am with child. And I didn't want say anything because it's your day. I didn't want a steal your thunder.. |
| Monica | Wait a minuit. So you told people I was pregnant? |
| Monica | Does this look like a conversation I want to remember? |
| Monica | Who's the father? |
| Phoebe | I can't say. |
| Monica | Why not? |
| Phoebe | I can't say because he's famous. |
| Rachal | Oh me god, who is it? |
| Monica | Phoebe, come on, you have to tell us |
| Phoebe | Okay, okay. It's James Brolin. James Brolin is the father my baby. |
| Chandler | Is that Barbra Streisand's husband, James Brolin? |
| Phoebe | What? He's never said that to me. |
| Camera man | Oh Monica, few gets step away I will gets Chandler and the bridesmaids. |
| Phoebe | Hello? just the bridesmaids? |
| Chandler | You know, I am the groom. I always told of this kind of big deal. |
| Phoebe | Oh my god! |
| Rachal | Thank you for doing that! I just can't do this just quiet yet. |
| Phoebe | So when instead you tell me Monica was pregnant? |
| Rachal | You said that she was, I distend disagree with you. |
| Phoebe | Ah, Sneaky! |
| Camera | Smile, ladies! |
| Rachel | Ph by the way, James Blorin? |
| Phoebe | I know. I picked up two names ; him and Ed Begley Jr. and then I remenbered he's gay, so... |
| Rachel | Ed Begley Jr is not gay. |
| Phoebe | Really? |
| Man | Thank you very much. Ladies and gentleman. It gives me great pleasure to introduce to you for the very fast time ; Mr, Mrs Chandler Bing! |
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| Chandler | Before you go after, then I present for you. |
| Monica | Honey, I'm not want put my hand in your pocket. |
| Chandler | No. I've been taking dancing lessons. |
| Monica | What? |
| Chandler | Yeah, from a six weeks. I wanna this to be moment be never forget. |
| Monica | Oh, hat is so sweet! |
| Chandler | So, would you care join me in our first dance as husband and wife? |
| Monica | ...What is matter? |
| Chandler | I don't know. These new shoes there are all slippery. |
| Monica | Are you gonna be able to do this? |
| Chandler | Not well. |
| Monica | Good news is! I don't think anyone's looking else! |
| Phoebe | So... are you ready to talk about it? |
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| Rachel | No. |
| Phoebe | Now? |
| Rachel | No! |
| Phoebe | Okay, we'll talk about something else.. Who's the father? |
| Rachel | Oh! look, honey, you know what? I haven't told him yet, so.. until I do, I don't think I should tell anybody else. |
| Phoebe | Yeah, That's fine. That's fair. Is it Tag? |
| Rachel | Oh! Phoebe! |
| Phoebe | Ok, I'm sorry, I'll stop. Is it Ross? it's Ross, isn't it? Oh my God! it's joey! |
| Rachel | Honey, stop it! Okay? I'm not get telling you until I tell him. |
| Phoebe | Ah-ha! Leastly we know it's a him. |
| Monica | Oh, sweet lord. |
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| Joey |
I'm sorry okay? I went the another gift shop ** these or a bathrobe. What's more important? The wear I'm dressing me, being with you on your special day? |
| Monica | Honey, I'm not even going to pretend to I was listening. |
| Ross | Hi, I'm Ross. I don't believe we met. I'm Monica's old brother. |
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| Mona | Oh hi, I'm Monica from her restaurant. |
| Ross |
Oh, hello. "Mona from her restaurant." ...Mona. Wow, what a beautiful name. |
| Mona | You think so? I always kind of hated it. |
| Ross |
Oh come on...Mona Lisa? Mona...ah...klegglachen? The famous botanist. Oh no, She's...Well, she's dead now. But... Supposedly she was once quieted the hottie of the plant world. |
| Mona | Really? Well, see, I never knew about her. |
| Ross |
Linda Klegglachen...? ...So what table are you at? ...Oh... Me too. |
| Mona | Good. Now, will be someone there who likes my name. |
| Ross | Yes, there will. |
| Ross | ...Guess what, Molly Gilbert. you've just been bumped up to table one. And if it's all right with you, I'm gonna take your place at table six... Martin klegglachen! |
| Joey | That's better. Bend your arms little more, Here you go, ok, look straight afead. Now this time, watcha really put your ass into it. |
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| Chandler's mom | Chandler, darling. Look, my date has finally arrived. I liked you to meet Dennis Phillips. |
| Dennis | Congratulations. |
| Chandler | Thanks. |
| Mom | Dennis is a dear old friend. And a fantastic lover. |
| Chandler | Bravo, Dennis. Thanks for pleasing my mother so. |
| Dennis | I'm so sorry. I miss the ceremony. I was start at auditions. |
| Mom | Oh, yes. Dennis is directing a New Broadway show. |
| Joey | I don't believe we've met. Joey tliviani. |
| Dennis | Denis Phillips. |
| Joey | Wow, I've admired your work for years. really amazing stuff. |
| Dennis | Thank you. Excuse me, I'm gonna get myself a drink. I'll be back a moment. |
| Joey | Wow Dennis Phillips! That's great! How did you guys meet? |
| Mom | Well you know, It's a funny story. |
| Chandler | Funny "ha-ha", or funny__? |
| Man | Thank you, thank you very much! If you'll please take your seats, dinner will be served. |
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| Ross | ...Hey, I thought... I thought you were at table six. |
| Mona | Ahh..., No, Nine. |
| Ross | Oh, see, Before you... When you showed it to me, you hold it that way...which was misleading. |
| Ross | ....Hello... |
| Joey | Chandler. Will you see if your mom can give my resume to Dennis Phillips? because If I got a Broadway show, then I would've done it all: Film, television and theater. Not left on be radio, but that's for ugly people. |
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| Chandler | What's size shoes do you wear? |
| Joey | Eleven. Eleven and half. |
| Chandler | Great, Corse my shoes are giving me a little problem in dance floor. Can I borrow the boots your costume? |
| Joey | I don't really even know where I left those, so.. sorry. |
| Chandler | Those aren't 11 and half. |
| Joey | Okay, fine, I'm a 7! All right, I have surprising small feet. But the rest of me is good! I show you! |
| Monica | Can't you believe Phoebe's pregnant? |
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| Rachel | Oh, you know what, honey. Let's not talk about that right now. |
| Monica | This is so huge. |
| Rachel | Sure, but comme on! As big as wedding? |
| Monica |
Of course not. Nothing is. Between in year knew, in this day and age, how dumb do you have to be to get pregnant? |
| Rachel | Hey, you know, sometimes you can do everything right, everyones can wear everything supposed to wear and one of those little guys just gets through. |
| Monica | How? |
| Rachel | I don't know. maybe they have tools. |
| Monica | Now, I talked to her, and she's definitely having this baby. She's such, she's gonna raise it on her own. |
| Rachel | Well, maybe that's... maybe that's really brave. |
| Monica | Maybe I just hope she realizes how hard it's gonna be. |
| Rachel | Maybe she hasn't really thought it through that much. |
| Monica | There's a lot to think about. I mean, how is she gonna handle of this financially? How she gonna job work... how...I... She realize she's not gonna have a date again for the next like... 18 years? |
| Rachel | I don't know. |
| Monica | Are you okay? |
| Rachel | I'm just thinking about Phoebe. Poor, knocked-up Phoebe. |
| Man | Champagne? |
| Rachel | Oh, yes. thank you very much. ...That's actually how the French drink it. |
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