- F・R・I・E・N・D・S 8 EP1 (2/2) -
F・R・I・E・N・D・S Season8 Episode1 (2/2)
|Phoebe||Well, Just got off the phone with my lover, James Brolin.|
Yes, and appearlly he is married to some singer. But he said he'd leave her for me.
And I said, "James, James Blorin, Are you sure?" And James Blorin said...
|Monica||Rachel's really the one whose pregnant?|
|Phoebe||What!? Why bother?|
|Monica||How do you feel?|
I don't know, I don't know how I feel.
This is all happening so fast I have to make all these decisions that I don't want to make.
...Mm, Someone's take this away from me!
|Phoebe||Calm down. Maybe you're not pregnant.|
|Phoebe||When I thought pregnant with the triplet, I took the test like three times just make sure.|
|Monica||Yes, Maybe it's pose positive. Are you sure you peed on the stick right?|
|Rachel||How many ways are there do that?|
|Phoebe||I'm just saying, don't freak out until hundred percent sure.|
|Rachel||All right. I'll take it again when I get at home.|
|Monica||You gotta take it now, Come on, Do as a present to me.|
|Rachel||Okay, thank you.|
|Phoebe||All right. now, I'll get you one.|
|Rachel||Oh, This is so great.|
|Monica||Wait a minute. Who's the father?|
|Phoebe||Oh no, She won't tell us.|
|Monica||Come on! It's my wedding! That's could be my present.|
|Rachel||Wait! Honey, I just gave you peeing on a stick.|
|Phoebe||See? this is why you register.|
|Ross||It was the chair again! Okay? I'm not doing it! It was... Look, I don't. You know what...?|
|Ross||Hi...Would you like to dance?|
|Ross||I wasn't farting! ...A little game from our table. ...Yes?|
|Girl||Dr, Geller, will you dance with me?|
|Ross||Oh,... Maybe, maybe later. Right now, I'm about to dance with this lady.|
|Ross||Unless, uh... unless, this lady wouldn't mind letting you go first.|
|Mona||I'd be happy to. You are very sweet.|
|Ross||Yes, I am. ...In fact, hey, why don't we try my special way. You can dance on my feet.|
|Ross||Year? Hop on!|
|Ross||Is the pretty lady looking? Keep dancing.|
|Chandler||...And the world will never know.|
|Joey||Hey! Did you talk to Dennis body yet?|
|Chandler||Yes, I told how talented you were. I told him all about Days of our Lives.|
|Joey||No no no! you don't tell Broadway guy that! Now he'll think some just a soap actor.|
|Chandler||But you're not just soap actor. You are a soap actor with freakishly tiny feet.|
|Ross||No no, thank you, Miranda.|
|Mona||How cute was that?|
|Ross||Oh,, oh, Were you watching?|
|Girl||...Can I go next?|
|Ross||Oh, Of course you can. Hop on.|
|Mona||Okay, but I get to hop on after her.|
|Ross||I am so gonna score!|
|Ross||I like your bow.|
I'd like to propose a toast to Monica and Chandler...the greatest couple in the world, and my best friends.
Now, when I first found out they were getting married, I was a little angry.
I was like... "Why, god why!? How can you take them away from me?!"
Then I thought back over our memories together. Some happy memories....
And there were some sad memories....
....I'm sorry...And some scared memories....oh!
And then I realized I'll always be their friend. A friend who can speak in many dialects... And has training in stage combat and is willing to do partial nudity.
...Oh! To the happy couple!
|Ross||That was very nice Ashley.|
|Girl||Can we do it again?|
|Mona||So, is it my turn out?|
|Mona||Ah, that's okay. you can dance with her first.|
Oh, oh... you sure?...Okay.
Okay, what's your name?
|Ross||Wow, wow. What are you doing, Gert?|
|Girl||Dancing on your feet like the other girls did it.|
|Ross||Okay, Hop on, Gert.|
|Girl||....Why aren't you moving your feet?|
|Girl||Faster! You're not going fast enough.|
|Ross||Maybe I should stand on your feet!!|
|Joey||So... did you.. happening to catch my toast, hah?|
|Dennis||Oh my god. That was for my benefit?|
|Joey||I like think, Ah... something for everyone. I know you're casting for a new show.|
|Dennis||Look, Joey. I don't think quiet right for this project.|
|Joey||See, that's why you're wrong. Whatever it is, I can do it! and if you didn't see it up there, just try me!|
|Dennis||It's an all-Chinese cast. Can you be Chainese?|
|Joey||I'm not proud of this, But...|
|Deniss||Oh my god! No no no! please, please, don't!|
|Monica||Hey, Ready to get back to the dance floor?|
|Chandler||Did it turn in to sand?|
|Monica||Come on, I love this song. Come on, you'll be fine.|
|Chandler||No, no. I won't. Do you know why I took all those lessons? See, for the farst time I didn't want you to be embarrassed to be singing dance with some ....clumsy idiot.|
Oh, sweety, you could never embarrass me. ...
Okay, you could easily embarrass me. But come on, it doesn't matter, right?
I married you. So I'm gonna dance as my wedding with my husband. Come on.
Just try not to move your feet at all.
... There you go!
|Pap||Chandler, I'm gonna have you arrested.|
|Pap||You stole my moves.|
|Rachel||How much longer?|
|Monica||Did I miss it? ...Rachal, I want you to know that... if it's positive, we gonna..|
|Rachel||Oh, I know.|
|Monica||You do? okay.|
|Rachel Phoebe Monica||....NO!!|
|Monica||Go ahead, Rach.|
|Rachel||Oh, no. Wait! You know what? ...I can't! I can't look at it. somebody else tell me.|
|Rachel||....Oh...Well,,,,, there you go. Phew. That is... that's great. That is really really great news. You know, because the whole...not being ready, and the financial aspects, all that.... This is so just the way it was supposed to be.|
|Monica||Well, then, great.|
|Rachel||It's kind of so stupid. How can I be upset over something I never had? It's negative?|
|Phoebe||No, it's positive.|
|Phoebe||It's not negative. It's positive.|
|Rachel||Are you sure?|
Yeah, I lied before.
....Now you know how you really feel about it.
|Rachel||That's a risky little game!|
|Monica||Are you really gonna do this?|
|Rachel||Yeah, I gonna have a baby. ...I gonna have a baby. ....I gonna have a baby!|
|Rachel||No, it's still not the time.|
|Ross||I just didn't see the fast song coming.|
|Joey||Don't try to talk. We'll get you up to your room, soak your feet. Give me your hand.|
|Ross||Oh thank you.|
|Mona||That's so sweet. No, I mean it. There's so few genuinely nice guys out there.|
|Joey||Tell me about it. I feel like I'm holding down the fort all over my self!|
|Mona||It's joey, right?|
Wait a minute! No! I'm the nice one! I'd wanna danced with the kids all night! Ah..
...How small are your feet?!